SEA MESSENGER COMEDY CHRISTMAS PARTY CRUISE PACKAGES:

N.B. These packages were last amended on 6.11.04. Prices require confirmation during 2005, to confirm charter prices for next Christmas [2005!] & are always subject to availability of specific performers & artistes.

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* Go where you'd like to on the harbour!

* Have the whole boat to yourselves for 4 hours!

* Includes the CHOOKMOBILE-LIMO ACT to take MD to the cruise party!

* Includes the Anorexic SANTA [& Mary Christmas] COMEDY & DANCE ACT, our most popular Christmas Party Act for 12 years!

* You can choose either a LIVE BAND, DJ, or keep cost down by bringing your own CD's.:

* * LATIN-FUNK-FUSION BAND, Azadoota. - Great world music dance rhythms, with vocals in a variety of languages. Four muso lineup includes a combination of keyboard, guitar, drums, trumpet/saxophone, bass, percussion & vocals.

* * DJ. - You can select music from his play list.

* * Or be more laid back with GIGS, REELS, ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC, The Wheeze and Suck Band. - Wide variety of folk music, with the chance to dance to gigs, etc... 4 musician lineup includes a combination of fiddles, mandolin, guitars, dulcimer, squeezebox, bass, percussion & vocals.

* * Or Bring your own CD's for background music.

* A Carricaturist, with cartoon sketches of all the girls, is included with Packages 1 - 3.

* All drinks are BYO on the Sea Messenger.

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Package 1 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $5,120 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 2 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,955 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 3 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,670 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 4 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party & opportunity for
guests to order prints on line, Video taken of gig,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,735 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 5 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Carricaturist, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,570 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 6 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Video taken of gig,
Carricaturist, Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party
& opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,285 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 7 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,697 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 8 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, The Great Cardini - Magician,
Video taken of gig, Photographer, with set of 100 prints of
party & opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,532 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 9 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Video taken of gig,
Great Cardini - Magician, Photographer, with set of 100
prints of party & opportunity for guests to order prints
on line, Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,247 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 10 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,312 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 11 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,147 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 12 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Video taken of gig,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $3,862 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 13 xSM.

COST ~ $4,515 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 14 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,350 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 15 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Video taken of gig,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,065 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 16 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Carricaturist,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Photographer, with set of
100 prints of party & opportunity for guests to order
prints on line, Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,928 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 17 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, The Great Cardini - Magician,
Carricaturist, Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party
& opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,763 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 18 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, The Great Cardini - Magician,
Carricaturist, Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party
& opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,478 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 19 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA,
The Great Cardini - Magician, Photographer, with set
of 100 prints of party & opportunity for guests to
order prints on line, Boat, crew &
associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,504 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 20 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, The Great Cardini - Magician,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,339 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 21 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, The Great Cardini - Magician,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party & opportunity for guests
to order prints on line, Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,054 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 22 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,543 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 23 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,378 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 24 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,093 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 25 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $4,119 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 26 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Photographer, with set of 100 prints
of party & opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $3,954 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 27 xSM.

Two Costumed Comedians, as improvising Crazy Costumed Waiters / Waitresses,
Six costume changes each, over a 3 hour period, total of 12 costume changes,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Optional Background Music played, PA, Photographer, with set of
100 prints of party & opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

COST ~ $3,669 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 28 xSM.

COST ~ $3,514 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 29 xSM.

COST ~ $3,349 + Food & Drinks.

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Package 30 xSM.

COST ~ $3,064 + Food & Drinks.

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* Thai food is delivered to the Boat, with Packages 31 - 34, at a predetermined time.

* * Menu A is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains.

* * Menu B is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of mains.

* * Each person receives one each of 4 different Entres - Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers) + mains & rice.

* * Mains include a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.

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Package 31 xSM.

Chookmobile-Limo Act - with flamboyant delivery of MD to the boat,
with short specially prepared speech by Comedian, Don Murchison, from bonnet,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Cheeze Platter, Dips, Biscuits, Waitress,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]

or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.

Click here to see Package 31 xSM Prices.

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Package 32 xSM.

Chookmobile-Limo Act - with flamboyant delivery of MD to the boat,
with short specially prepared speech by Comedian, Don Murchison, from bonnet,
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA, Carricaturist,
Photographer, with set of 100 prints of party &
opportunity for guests to order prints on line,
Cheeze Platter, Dips, Biscuits, Waitress,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.

Click here to see Package 32 xSM Prices.

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Package 33 xSM.

[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
Azadoota - Latin-Funk-Fusion Band - 4 piece + PA,
Cheeze Platter, Dips, Biscuits, Waitress,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.

Click here to see Package 33 xSM Prices.

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Package 34 xSM.

[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ with choice of play list + PA,
Cheeze Platter, Dips, Biscuits, Waitress,
Boat, crew & associated staff / services.

or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.

Click here to see Package 34 xSM Prices.

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Anorexic Santa & Ms Mary Christmas Comedy & Dance Act

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COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.

EMAIL	fun@comedyspecialists.com.au
Phone:	61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.)
Mobile:	n/a. (en route to gigs.)
Facsimile:	61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.)

This page was last amended 11.11.04.