SEA MESSENGER COMEDY CHRISTMAS PARTY CRUISE PACKAGE 34 Hsm:

For a night of funky fun!!!

These prices include the charter, entertainment, script writing, food [as applicable].

This charter is for up to 37 party guests.

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Package 34 Hsm.

Sea Messenger [Boat & Skipper, 4 hour cruise],
[Anorexic] Santa Comedy & Dance Act - with Comedian, Don Murchison,
attractive female Dancer & 'Booby-Prize' comical gifts for select guests,
DJ [includes PA.],
Napkins, Plates & Forks, Waitress,
Cheeze Platter, Dips & Biscuits,
BYO alcohol, drinks.

With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]

or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.

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For 37 people:

Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $3,085. (Cost per head - $83.38)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,885. (Cost per head - $77.99)

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For 36 people:

Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $3,066. (Cost per head - $85.17)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,872. (Cost per head - $79.77)

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For 35 people:

Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $3,048. (Cost per head - $87.07)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,858. (Cost per head - $81.67)

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For 34 people
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $3,029. (Cost per head - $89.08)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,845. (Cost per head - $83.67)

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For 33 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $3,010. (Cost per head - $91.22)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,831. (Cost per head - $85.79)

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For 32 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,991. (Cost per head - $93.48)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,818. (Cost per head - $88.05)

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For 31 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,973. (Cost per head - $95.90)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,804. (Cost per head - $90.45)

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For 30 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,954. (Cost per head - $98.47)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,790. (Cost per head - $93.01)

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For 29 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,935. (Cost per head - $101.22)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,777. (Cost per head - $95.75)

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For 28 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,917. (Cost per head - $104.17)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,763. (Cost per head - $98.69)

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For 27 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,898. (Cost per head - $107.33)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,750. (Cost per head - $101.84)

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For 26 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,879. (Cost per head - $110.74)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,736. (Cost per head - $105.23)

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For 25 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,861. (Cost per head - $114.42)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,722. (Cost per head - $108.90)

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For 24 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,842. (Cost per head - $118.41)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,709. (Cost per head - $112.87)

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For 23 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,823. (Cost per head - $122.75)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,695. (Cost per head - $117.19)

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For 22 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,804. (Cost per head - $127.48)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,682. (Cost per head - $121.90)

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For 21 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,786. (Cost per head - $132.66)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,668. (Cost per head - $127.05)

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For 20 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,767. (Cost per head - $138.35)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,655. (Cost per head - $132.73)

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For 19 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,748. (Cost per head - $144.65)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,641. (Cost per head - $139.00)

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For 18 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,730. (Cost per head - $151.65)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,627. (Cost per head - $145.96)

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For 17 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,711. (Cost per head - $159.47)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,614. (Cost per head - $153.75)

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For 16 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,692. (Cost per head - $168.27)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,600. (Cost per head - $162.51)

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For 15 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,674. (Cost per head - $178.24)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,587. (Cost per head - $172.44)

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For 14 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,655. (Cost per head - $189.63)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,573. (Cost per head - $183.79)

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For 13 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,636. (Cost per head - $202.78)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,559. (Cost per head - $196.88)

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For 12 people:
Total Cost FOR MENU A is ~ $2,617. (Cost per head - $218.12)
Total Cost FOR MENU B is ~ $2,546. (Cost per head - $212.15)

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TERMS & CONDITIONS:

* Because component costs are subcontracted out, prices may change without notice. Prices are also subject to the availability of specific performers, artistes & the boat.

* You can book for less than 12 people, but the price will obviously be dearer per person, & cheaper the more people on your cruise.

* The BOAT NORMALLY DEPARTS FROM GREENWICH WHARF but can pick you up or drop you off at most other public wharves around the Harbour We are not able to berth at all whalves. However if Greenwich is inconvenient, we can generally offer you alternatives at a slightly increased cost:

* Departure from & Return to other whalves the Greenwich side of the Harbour Bridge, e.g. Balmain, Milsons Point... ~ extra $25.
* Departure from & Return to other whalves the seaward side of the Harbour Bridge, e.g. Kirribilly, The Rocks... ~ extra $50.
* Departure from & Return to other whalves the seaward side of the Harbour Bridge, further afield, e.g. Rose Bay, Double Bay, Mosman... ~ extra $100.

* Travelling expenses [for the Chookmobile-Limo Act] in excess of 30 minutes travelling time is marginally extra. Road, Harbour Bridge or tunnel tolls are additional.

* The cruise must be booked as a complete charter, with a lump sum payment. The cost per head is shown, to help you with your calculations if all guests are contributing towards the cost.

* A NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT, USUALLY OF $500 - $600, IS PAYABLE TO CONFIRM YOUR CRUISE. The total fee must be paid a minimum of two weeks in advance of the cruise. Please send your payments to:

With cheque made out to: ~ Don Murchison, COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.

* Bookings are not confirmed & dates are not held, until your deposit is made. We reserve our right to confirm other bookings, until we receive the deposit. We can only arrange one cruise at any one time. Thus to avoid disappointment, your deposit should be made without delay.

* We fax you a QUESTIONNAIRE FORM. This becomes a brief to write the script for the Santa Comedy & Dance Act & also to welcome the MD on board. This must returned a minimum of 7 days prior to the Cruise.

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COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.

EMAILfun@comedyspecialists.com.au
Phone:61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.)
Mobile:n/a. (en route to gigs.)
Facsimile:61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.)

This page was last amended 11.11.04.