COST & CONFIRMATION
of COMEDYGRAMS for
PRIVATE FUNCTIONS

Short comedy scripts, written specially for an occasion
like a birthday, & delivered by a comedian,
dressed as a crazy costumed character.

What a great way to surprise a friend who is holidaying in Sydney!...Your booking can now be made, by email or phone, from anywhere around the world.

Just email or fax us, letting us know your email contact, fax number & telephone number, & we fax or email you a Questionnaire sheet, which you fax back to us. We use the information you provide as a basis to write the script, which is customised towards the particular person, situation or event.

Include in your email the exact location & time of day for the Comedygram, & we will let you know the travelling expenses incurred, & the all up price. As a rough guide, bookings in the city (Sydney) incur $20 travelling expenses, Kings Cross - $25, Bondi Junction - $25, Bondi Beach - $30, Parramatta - $35, North Sydney - $5, Chatswood - $10, Paddington - $25.

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Character Costs, which include script writing plus the performance, are:

The most popular characters are shown in bold.

$350:

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  • Rock Star
  • Dagg
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    $375:

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  • Bobby Policeman
  • Priest
  • Doctor
  • Courting Knight / Suitor
  • Distraught Parent
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    $400:

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  • Mad Psychiatrist
  • Drunk Waiter ~ with 5-10 minute improvisation
  • Minstrel (musical saw, kitchen sink, guitar)
  • Accident Victim
  • Ex-boyfriend
  • Irate Customer
  • Pretend Tradesman / Serviceman
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    $425:

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  • Fake Psychic
  • Male Cupid
  • Chook / Rooster
  • Anorexic Santa
  • Crazy Golfer
  • Sportsman (windsurfer, snow skier...)
  • Boris Yeltson
  • Politician
  • Pirate
  • Soldier
  • Sailor
  • Skeleton
  • Robotic Spaceman
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    $450

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  • The Judge
  • Clown Frock-Tray
  • Traditional One Man Band
  • Austen Powers Impostor
  • Elvis
  • Outrageous Job Applicant
  • Baby in Nappies
  • Condom
  • Grim Reaper
  • Bunny / Rabbit
  • Executive Monkey
  • Black African with large lips
  • Monster
  • Black Formal Butler-Orator
  • Pink Formal Butler-Orator
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    $475

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  • Psychotic Nutcase (improvisation, followed by Mad Psychiatrist script)
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    $500

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  • Manuel ( of Fawlty Towers fame)
  • Glutton (includes large bag Minties...sweets).

  • Ride with the Vicar on the tandem bike experience
  • Clown
  • The Queen ~ (male comedian with realistic face mask.)
  • Male Ballerina
  • Drunk Waiter ~ with 30 minute improvisation
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    $575

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  • Slapstick Chef (who cooks a birthday cake during the act!)
  • Executive Impostor
  • Comedian Jumping Out of a Coffin
  • Teddybear (hired costume)
  • Chimney Sweep
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    $600

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  • Dog ~(hired costume)
  • Skeleton Jumping Out of a Coffin
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    $800

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  • Cow ~ (duet act with comedian, dancer & hired costume.)
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    $950

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  • Last 'Melbourne Cup' Horse ~ (duet act with comedian, dancer & hired costume.)
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    The above prices are regarded as minimal fees. Corporate Fees for the same act are additional. Please follow the link below for Corporate Gigs:

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    TERMS & CONDITIONS:

    Prices might increase during the year, but bookings already confirmed will obviously be honoured at these prices.

    No booking is confirmed until we receive a non-refundable deposit. Until we receive the deposit, we are not obligated to accept your booking & at our discretion may accept another booking should another deposit arrive earlier.

    Deposits can be paid by cash, cheque, deposited directly into our bank account personally, by telegraphic transfer or 3rd party transfer via internet banking. We do not accept credit cards.

    The cost includes Script Writing, Comedian & Dancer [if relevant for this act]. Other charges may apply [see below.]

    When you verbally [or via email] confirm your booking with us, we will fax you a CONFIRMATION & QUESTIONNAIRE FORM. You complete & fax this back to us. It becomes the brief to write the script.

    The final payment is due just PRIOR to the performance, either by cash or bank cheque. Personal cheques are accepted, but must be paid at least a week in advance of the booking to allow for clearance.

    When we organise a Package with a Cruise Boat, Comical Catering or other performers are involved, the final payment is due at least 14 days PRIOR to the performance.

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    THE FOLLOWING ADDITIONAL CHARGES APPLY WHEN RELEVANT:

    Travelling time is additional and added to the fee. When you let us know the location & time, we will confirm the travelling time. e.g. Offpeak to the city is $20, Offpeak to Parramatta is $35, Offpeak to Bondi Beach is $35, Offpeak to Chatswood is $10.

    Relevant Harbour Bridge, Tunnel & Road Tolls are additional.

    * Usual SHORT NOTICE CHARGE to prepare script -
    ..................Only 3 or 4 office days - extra $25.
    ..................1 - 2 office days - extra $50.
    ..................SAME DAY - (or less than 8 office hours notice) - extra $75.

    ..................SAME DAY - SATURDAY or SUNDAY, or script written during weekend - extra $100.

    An additional charge, usually of $25 applies for bookings made outside Sydney, when interstate, international or mobile phone charges apply.

    * ADDITIONAL SUNDAY PERFORMANCE CHARGE - extra $25.

    * PUBLIC HOLIDAYS:
    ..................Xmas & New Year's Eve - minimum $250, depending on act.
    ..................Good Friday to Easter Mon. - extra $150.
    ..................Most other Public Holidays or Public Holiday Weekends - $100.
    ..................If Public Holiday falls on Fri., Sat., Sun. - $125. [other than Easter & Xmas.]

    * COMEDIAN also DANCES with recipient - can teach Ceroc steps - $75.

    * BOOKINGS between 10pm - Midnight, & 8am -10am - additional $100.

    * BOOKINGS between Midnight - 8am - additional $200.

    * BOOKINGS between 5 - 7 pm , Monday to Friday, except public holidays, when not affected by peak hour driving. - additional $50. This may not apply for Local Bookings.

    * 'SILLY SEASON' BOOKINGS, 10th November - 9th January -
    ..................Saturday & Sunday Daytime - extra $75.
    ..................Thurs. Night - $75.
    ..................Fri. & Sat. Nights - $100.
    ..................Mon., Tues., Wed. (day & night), Thur., Fri. (day) - $50.

    * 'Silly Season' Short Notice charge -
    ..................less than 3 office days - $100.
    ..................Only 4 - 5 office days - $50.
    ..................SAME DAY or less than 8 office hours notice - extra $150.

    ..................SAME DAY - SATURDAY or SUNDAY, or script written during weekend - extra $200. [rarely available.]

    * FLOWERS. / WINE. / HIRED COSTUME. / COURIER. - $extra.

    * The price allows for a half hour Starting Time Range. [This is to allow for potential delays in traffic or holdups if performing more than one gig.] If you want the show to start at a precise time, ie. a GUARANTEED STARTING TIME, this is an additional charge of $150. In this instance, if we are more than five minutes late starting, there is no additional charge of $150.

    * If a female dancer is included, as part of a duet act [e.g. Cake Act, Surprise Retirement Parcel, or the Santa Comedy & Dance Act], occasionally, especially if short notice, we may not be able to book a dancer from our normal pool of talent. If this happens & we have to subcontract through an outside dance agency, the price may increase to reflect the extra dancer fee component of the act.

    * OUT OF TOWN GIGS - extra $50 - $750, depending on inconvenience & extent it restricts number of gigs performed on day / night.

    * TWO /three / ...?... PERSON SCRIPT - (When script is written for 2 or more people.) - $50 per extra person. [Each person receives a copy of the script & is included in the script. For more people, the script & performance time may be longer.]

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    A Roast may be cheaper than a Comedygram (where an additional cost applies for each additional person.)...Alternatively you may want a comedy act, specially written for several people.

    Please CLICK HERE to find out aboutROASTS.

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    COMEDY SPECIALISTS
    The Jungle Chalet,
    Valleyview Glen,
    Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
    Greenwich,
    SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
    AUSTRALIA.

    EMAILfun@comedyspecialists.com.au
    Phone:61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.)
    Mobile:n/a. (en route to gigs.)
    Facsimile:61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.)

    This page was last amended 8.2.2005.